Britney-a slew of (bad) quotes

[hectorberlioz]

like, she must like, you know (waking up on the wrong side of the bad and all:rolleyes: ) like be dumb or something!:eek:

"The cool thing about being famous is traveling. I have always wanted to travel across seas, like to Canada."
-Britney Spears

comment: geez britney, thats special.

"When you're comfortable with someone you love, the silence is the best. And, that's how me and J. are. When we're in a room together, we don't have to say anything. It's for real"
-Britney Spears

comment: that or you're getting bored with him already.

http://www.brainyquote.com/quotes/authors/b/britney_spears.html

enjoy!:D
there are also some great christina aguilara quotes at that same site.

[Elvengirl]

lol Hector. :D

"I always call my cousin because we are so close. We are almost like sisters and we're also close because our moms are sisters."

Oh really? :confused: :rolleyes:


I love the comment by Jessica Simpson about Tuna. Just because it says "chicken of the sea" doesn't mean it's actually chicken. :rolleyes: :D

[hectorberlioz]

Lol, havent read that one yet, but I'll check it out....:D

[Lalaith_Elf]

"I always listen to 'NSYNC's Tearin' Up My Heart. It reminds me to wear a bra."

Comment: It speaks for itself.....


"I did not have implants, I just had a growth spurt."

Comment: Sure you did.:rolleyes:


"I want to be an artist that everyone can relate to, that's young, happy and fun."

Comment: ... and also with breast implants.


"I'm not at the point where I'd feel safe in a house alone. I would be really scared. I'm the kind of person that when I get up to go use the bathroom I have this big long hallway, and I just know someone's going to jump out and get me."

Comment: Oh please, somebody do it already!

[Falagar]

Even if it's a bit crude, without knowing the occation or context, it's too much fun to let pass...

"I go out with friends, but I don't have time to get in trouble."

Comment: We can see that.

"I like meeting all my fans and signing autographs, although it can all get a bit crazy. Yesterday, for example, a boy just came over and planted a big kiss on my face! I was like, 'Hello?'"

Comment: And he must have been like, mad.

"Marry Prince William? I'd love that. Who wouldn't want to be a princess?"

Comment: I.

[Lalaith_Elf]

Originally posted by Falagar
"Marry Prince William? I'd love that. Who wouldn't want to be a princess?"

Comment: I.

Aww, and here's me thinking that you had your heart set on being a princess.:p

[Falagar]

Originally posted by Lalaith_Elf
Aww, and here's me thinking that you had your heart set on being a princess.:p
Sorry for shattering your illusion. :p

[Lalaith_Elf]

But you would look so pretty in a dress.:o :p

[hectorberlioz]

"England is one of my favorite places. The fans are just so crazy."
-Britney Spears

Comment: "so crazy that they throw spears at me!:eek: now I'm not Britnet Spears, I'm Britney Speared!".

"I still have a lot to learn - about the business, about music, and about myself. Its exciting."-Britney Spears

comment: "cuz finally I'm starting to find out who I am! after like like like, you know like...years! ahwa:D "
:rolleyes:

"I think I'm more grounded, you know, and I know what I want out of life and I'm, you know, my morals are really, you know, strong and I have major beliefs about certain things and I think that has helped me, you know, from being, you know, coming from a really small town."
-Britney Spears

comment; wow britney, you're one in a million:rolleyes: you know...coming from a really small town...


"Justin [Timberlake] is everything, and what more could you want in a person? He's funny. He's cute. He's great. He just understands. I get him and he gets me, and that's cool."
-Britney Spears

comment: "its just so sweet of him to play that prank on janet jackson...not to mention more thna a million young viewer who were just wanting to watch a harmless game fo football! .it was great!" :rolleyes:

[Falagar]

Originally posted by Lalaith_Elf
But you would look so pretty in a dress.:o :p
Then again I look good in anything black. ;)

How about you, you'd probably be better (being of the right gender helps, I suppose)! I'm certain you'd do a better (perhaps even good) job. :p

[Lalaith_Elf]

Oh yes I really want to marry Prince William.:rolleyes: Actually I'd be a pretty cool princess., First I'd have to trash B.Palace, then I'd have to get the Queen on dope - maybe sell some of those dogs of hers. Sell those limos and get a monster truck - and of course turn up to my wedding in black!:p:evil: :p

[hectorberlioz]

Of course Lal's a princess;). now stop spamming:p

[Lalaith_Elf]

Originally posted by hectorberlioz
Of course Lal's a princess;). now stop spamming:p

I will when you do!:p

Okay I'll stop. :( Just stop me having fun. :( :o :p

[Falagar]

She's not a princess. She's a queen. :)

Now, back to something serious: Britney Spears talking.

"I think I'm more grounded, you know, and I know what I want out of life and I'm, you know, my morals are really, you know, strong and I have major beliefs about certain things and I think that has helped me, you know, from being, you know, coming from a really small town."

Comment: We know exactly what you mean.


By the way, this thread's purpose being to make fun of Britney, yes?

[hectorberlioz]

of course!!:D
and you're right, Lal Elf is a queen;)

[Lalaith_Elf]

:o You're making me blush.;) :p

Now lets get back to slagging.... I mean having a bit of playful fun.... with Spears!:evil:

[Elvengirl]

"I think I'm more grounded, you know, and I know what I want out of life and I'm, you know, my morals are really, you know, strong and I have major beliefs about certain things and I think that has helped me, you know, from being, you know, coming from a really small town."


strong morals? umm........right :rolleyes:

[hectorberlioz]

Lol, Elvengirl:D

Originally posted by Lalaith_Elf
:o You're making me blush.;) :p

that was the intent ;)

"I know not everyone will like me, but this is who I am so if you don't like it, tough!"
-Britney Spears

Me: we try.

[Lalaith_Elf]

Originally posted by hectorberlioz
that was the intent ;)

:p

Can I move on to Christina Aguilara now? Please?:evil: :p

"Certain people want to see me solely as a pop act, but there are many different sides to Christina Aguilera besides the pop girl."

Comment: Is prospective porn-star another side?


"I'm not just another bimbo."

Comment: Sure your not.:rolleyes:


"It's frustrating always being compared to Britney because we are two very different artists... We both dance and sing but people have not yet had enough time to realise that there is a huge difference between us. If she wants to go and do something, I'll want to do the opposite."

Comment: Huh? 'Frustrating being compared to Britney'... You mean that your not Britney!:eek: